Recent visitor to Pornhater may have noticed we were hacked by Islamofascist hackers, if you can believe that. Apparently they managed to find time between beheadings and female genital mutilation to learn how to exploit security weaknesses. Let’s put the recent unpleasantness behind us with a look at my new favorite TV show: Namaste Yoga on Fit TV. The concept: three hot women with incredibly fit bodies perform sexually suggesting yoga while a soothingly sexy female voiceover gives us instruction, all while filmed in lovingly slow camera movements in high definition. The only way it could be better is if they were topless…

The YouTube comment says it best:
Very helpful, plus the fwappage potential of this is incredibly huge!

I remember when Giada de Laurentiis’ cooking show first debuted she always seemed a little uneasy and never really showed any cleavage. Fortunately for all of us she’s become more comfortable and now has no problem working in the kitchen with a low cut top, even when she’s bending over to put stuff in the oven.

Here’s a prime example. Lots of great jiggling and bent over hanging cleavage but my favorite moment is when she strokes the rolling pin:

The bad news: Kari Byron still hasn’t done any bikini photo shoots or wet t-shirt posters.
The good news: Thanks to the obsessives at phun.org and superiorpics.com I was able to find some new-ish Kari Byron photos.

There’s a lot of weird shit out there on the internets but this is really fucking weird. There’s no shortage of tranny porn but it’s always duded fucking she-males and vice versa. Why don’t we see more trannies fucking chicks? Well the wait is over as ShemalesFuckGirls.com has all the hot tranny on girl action you can ever hope for.

If this stuff turns you on does that mean you’re gay?

I’ve been wasting a lot of time at Nubiles.net lately. Unlike a lot of young girl sites they’re not afraid to let the girl’s personalities shine through. They range from vapid to brainy to downright adorable, as you can see from this short video:

Some of these girls are crazy hot. Get over to Nubiles.net and check them out!

I try really hard to not just copy stuff from Fleshbot but they do such a great job over there that it’s hard to avoid. The Fleshbot gang has been on fire this week, covering the Vanessa Hudgens nude photo scandal, cheerleader porn and love doll porn. They also covered two great new blogs that I’ll definitely be bookmarking.

First up is True Beat Generation, a blog devoted to documenting the true stories of masturbation in the pre-internet age. I’ve touched on this subject before, how hard it was to find suitable wanking material when the only way to get porn was sleazy adult bookstores and mail order ads in the back of men’s magazines. We were forced to turn to things like the Sears catalog underwear section, Solid Gold and the Battle of the Network Stars when Lynda Carter made an appearance. True Beat Generation is full of great stories and it’s heartening to learn that I wasn’t alone in wanking to scrambled cable porn and timing my ejaculation to certain key moments in music videos.

The Shauna Grant Shrine is an amazing site devoted to the beautiful 80’s porn star who met a tragic end. Featuring photos, video clips and reviews of her films it’s a terrific resource for anyone wanting to learn more about the most beautiful porn star of the 80’s.

I love retro stuff, especially retro babes. That’s why I was so happy to discover (via Fleshbot) Pinup Post, a great site that features modern pinup photography. There doesn’t seem to be any nudity at the site, which is fine with me. I’d much rather see gorgeous women in sexy outfits and looking happy.

Let’s check in with some hot celebrity babes. First, Salma Hayek is still pregnant:

Hasn’t she been pregnant for like a year now? She’s been huge for months, that’s for sure.

Here’s another pregnant hottie: Katherine McPhee:

Well, she’s not really pregnant. It’s for a movie, the very promisingly- untitled Anna Farris Playboy Bunny movie. Anna Farris is best known for the Scary Movie series, in which she’s both cute and funny. It looks like she’s branching out into incredibly hot and funny:

Anna looks amazing but I wouldn’t be the Pornhater if I didn’t say I find the PA in nerd glasses to be every bit as hot.

It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these… actually, it’s been a while since we’ve done much of anything around here. Let’s take a look at some more vintage nudes, courtesy of Skin Video.